“No, it’s not your language it’s just for us.” “I know, wig, I feel that already!” Fellow judges Lionel Richie and Luke Bryan started to ask Perry what the word meant, but Perry cut them off. It made me vicariously uncomfortable to watch Perry read and sidestep the weird ones, and then I found my patience tested as she nobly spent 10 minutes giving shout-outs to commenters, repeating the phrase “Hi (insert name)” hundreds of times and then merely “hello” in different languages.“Wait, did you just say ‘wig’?” Perry asked. The best part, as is always the case with public streams, is reading the comments as they pour in, which range from messages of unconditional devotion to requests for money or advice or sex. She goes to a different, FaceTime-y live stream to answer fan questions. KP goes up to her bedroom, where an iPad is waiting for her. It’s nice to see artists, whether of the pancake or graffiti sort, get access to a platform like Perry’s, and thus far they’ve seized the moment. In what looks like the house’s courtyard, she’s done a sort of panoramic piece in honor of Perry’s album, the word Witness written across it. Perry says her goodbyes to Corden, and a 3D painter called Tracy Lee Stum stops by. Photograph: YouTube 10.30amĪn hour in, I realize something: celebrities are as transcendently boring as we are. Perry and guest James Corden playing Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. “They’re all amazing lovers,” Perry says, “and I would have sex with all of them when I get out of this place!” Corden asks her to list her famous lovers in bed from worst to best, with Diplo coming in last, followed by Orlando Bloom and then John Mayer. KP is the more candid of the two, probably due to her totally understandable aversion to eating a pig’s innards. He also takes a shot of mayo when asked to choose between Justin Bieber and Harry Styles. Corden opts to take a bite of the cow tongue instead of saying who’s the most boring guest he’s ever had on his show. Perry and Corden play Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts, a game in which they choose to answer personal, gossipy questions or instead eat something from an artfully prepared tray that contains cow tongue, scorpion, pickled pig’s feet, bird saliva, and a 100-year-old egg. The event is, well, not exactly Perry’s daily goings-on – and the fact that it’s presented as such can get annoying, particularly in moments when all the necessary pre-orchestration makes itself glaringly known (Perry’s assistant can be seen carrying around a face sheet, a sort of PR rubric of all the other celebrities who will be stopping by). 9.30am Perry says she’ll show us how she can make herself look like a frog She thanks him and takes a bite, and there’s one for her puppy, Nugget, too. She greets Corden and they make their way to the kitchen, where an impressive food artist called Dan Blake is making pancakes with Perry and her friends’ faces on them. Perry awakes in funky blue pajamas with stars on them that I wish I owned. Earlier, there was cooking with Gordon Ramsay, yoga with Jesse Tyler Ferguson, astrophysics with Neil deGrasse Tyson, and therapy with Siri Sat Nam Singh, all in 24 hours. Katy Perry is asleep when I pull up the stream, which is a bit awkward because James Corden has stopped by for a visit and is wandering around aimlessly.
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